Quote

"I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."
- Brian from Family Guy


Story of my life right now :(

Worms

I am a worm digger. I dig worms for a living and I absolutely love it. All day I get to stand outside in the mud with my pick, just digging and digging for huge, juicy earthworms. I name every single one. Yesterday, I found two worms that looked like twins so I named them Fred and George. I really wanted to keep them but I knew some fisherman would probably need them more than me. 
God, I love my job. I mean, how many people get to work outside every single day with living animals?! Yes, sometimes the worms bite, but they are still precious and they never mean to hurt anyone. My dream is to one day own my own mud land so I can build a house on the property and be surrounded by lovely worms. If that dream came true I would be the happiest person alive.

College Dorms

It really sucks going from being a single child with your own bedroom and bathroom to living in a dorm. Don't get me wrong... I love most of my roommates this semester, but it still sucks. I don't understand why schools feel that students need to learn what its like to live with random strangers. Why can't everyone just have their own room? Can anyone honestly answer that question?

Just Dance

The best speech I ever heard was Ellen Degenerous's commencement speech at a Tulane University graduation. The speech was hilarious. Every other second Ellen was dropping a joke and keeping the crowed truly engaged. The speech did turn serious however, when Ellen began to talk about her girlfriends death when she was 19. You could feel the emotion in Ellen's voice and what she was saying was so meaningful the entire crowed was entranced. After sharing her life story, Ellen changed the mood back to funny and concluded with a meaningful message about staying true to who you are. Immediately following her conclusion, she proceeded to do the most Ellen-thing possible.. she danced :)