I am a worm digger. I dig worms for a living and I absolutely love it. All day I get to stand outside in the mud with my pick, just digging and digging for huge, juicy earthworms. I name every single one. Yesterday, I found two worms that looked like twins so I named them Fred and George. I really wanted to keep them but I knew some fisherman would probably need them more than me.
God, I love my job. I mean, how many people get to work outside every single day with living animals?! Yes, sometimes the worms bite, but they are still precious and they never mean to hurt anyone. My dream is to one day own my own mud land so I can build a house on the property and be surrounded by lovely worms. If that dream came true I would be the happiest person alive.
It would be funny if this person thought that worms could speak to him. I think the coolest thing about worms is how you can split them in half and both parts will still be alive.
ReplyDeletehahah! this made me die! what a random job! i would have never thought of that!
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